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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hello, I’m a pro-wrestler. I have no overly perverted or homocidal tendencies.</description><title>I really have no desire to hurt other people.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @notserialbenoit)</generator><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Sore throat/runny nose all day.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://placeholder-placeholder.tumblr.com/post/18833664567/sore-throat-runny-nose-all-day"&gt;placeholder-placeholder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It’s not so bad, though.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="211" src="http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv41/zeddscat/Emotions/Sympathy/gleecryhugcomfort.gif" width="374"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/18833691619</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/18833691619</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:37:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Excited for my in-ring return soon!</title><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/18633798266</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/18633798266</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 20:02:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I support Punk 100%.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Violence against a woman is flat-out wrong.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/18054403333</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/18054403333</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 23:21:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I love giving long hugs.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmv5eadkVr1qkjinlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love giving long hugs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17632920199</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17632920199</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:14:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>✿❀✽✾❦❖ Send this bouquet of flowers to your favorite blogs to wish them a Happy Valentine's Day ❖❦✾✽❀✿</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thanks, Chris!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We should &lt;em&gt;hang out&lt;/em&gt; sometime.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17619617680</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17619617680</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 16:10:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Daniel Bryan choking someone with a tie is just not family-friendly material.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Daniel Bryan choking someone with a tie is just not family-friendly material.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17370495721</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17370495721</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:42:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I realized I had smothered my wife to death</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;when I was playing as James in Silent Hill 2. Man, that was a shocker.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17258770016</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17258770016</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:43:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title> 
stylesclash answered your question: Do you guys prefer chess, or checkers?
checkers. chess is too...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="avatar_frame" href="http://stylesclash.tumblr.com/"&gt; &lt;img alt="" class="avatar" id="notification_avatar_dsrhve876b7ch3n" src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/avatar_0f67edf780c0_40.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a href="http://stylesclash.tumblr.com/"&gt;stylesclash&lt;/a&gt; answered your &lt;a href="http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17120684668/do-you-guys-prefer-chess-or-checkers"&gt;question&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17120684668/do-you-guys-prefer-chess-or-checkers"&gt;Do you guys prefer chess, or checkers?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;checkers. chess is too violent&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I agree.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17140414108</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17140414108</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:02:47 -0500</pubDate><category>stylesclash</category></item><item><title>veomunn:

wwewrestlingsexconfessions:

“After I learned about...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyybrlM55f1r9k82fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://veomunn.tumblr.com/post/17134900172/wwewrestlingsexconfessions-after-i-learned"&gt;veomunn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wwewrestlingsexconfessions.tumblr.com/post/17134814577/after-i-learned-about-what-chris-benoit-did-to"&gt;wwewrestlingsexconfessions&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“After I learned about what Chris Benoit did to his wife and kid, I couldn’t help spend a lot of time fantasizing about him ready to kill me, but fucking me without mercy before it, or while he had me in the Crippler Crossface.”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh fuck.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I don’t get it. How could me taking my family to the grocery store inspire such odd fantasies?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17135094005</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17135094005</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:21:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmqrcgPXTr1qf3o3wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17132217296</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17132217296</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:30:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Never discipline a family member when you&amp;#8217;re angry.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Never discipline a family member when you&amp;#8217;re angry.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17121228095</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17121228095</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:21:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Always try to resolve issues in the most nonviolent way possible.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Always try to resolve issues in the most nonviolent way possible.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17121216317</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17121216317</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:20:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I love peaceful scenes like this.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyy0du4CG81qb4wb2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love peaceful scenes like this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17120757435</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17120757435</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:12:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Do you guys prefer chess, or checkers?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Do you guys prefer chess, or checkers?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17120684668</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17120684668</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:11:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>They were supposed to tap</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;my shoulder if I fell asleep on the airplane.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17086985110</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17086985110</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 06:42:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Just a reminder not to try any of the moves we professional wrestlers do at home.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Just a reminder not to try any of the moves we professional wrestlers do at home.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17072491176</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17072491176</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:09:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My musings get a lot of notes, for some reason.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Anyway, I think giving Tumblr a try was probably a good idea! See you guys tomorrow.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17072391583</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17072391583</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:07:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The autopsies shockingly revealed</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;that the people in that episode of CSI were poisoned.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17072274555</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17072274555</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:05:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My entire family was dead</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;when we were all playing World of Warcraft, because my son pulled an extra group of elites.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17071895077</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17071895077</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:58:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>After all I'd done, I was ready to die myself</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;on Skyrim, but then a dragon saved me from execution.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17071669907</link><guid>http://notserialbenoit.tumblr.com/post/17071669907</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:54:09 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
